Silence, Brand! 06.13.24
🦀 Freakbob is calling, Joey Chestnut stays winning, and Jake Paul skincare??
Don't get caught looking out of place. Here's everything you need to know about what’s happening on the internet to sound smart in front of your boss, compiled by unhinged marketing professionals:
What the internet is talking about right now:
Pulse Nightclub Shooting: Remembering the Victims of June 12, 2016
The Orlando Sentinel commemorates the victims of the Pulse nightclub shooting, eight years after the tragic event. A memorial service honors the lives lost and the ongoing impact on the community.
Pope Repeats Gay Slur in Closed-Door Meeting, ANSA Reports
TMZ reports that Pope Francis allegedly repeated a gay slur during a private meeting, sparking controversy and widespread condemnation. This incident has fueled debates on the Vatican's stance on LGBTQ+ issues - calls for clarification and apology are mounting.
Elon Musk's SpaceX and Employee Relationships
The Wall Street Journal dives into allegations of inappropriate relationships at SpaceX, with Elon Musk's involvement drawing particular scrutiny. The company's workplace culture and leadership are under the microscope.
Actor Michael Rainey Jr. Says He's in Shock After Allegedly Being Groped on Livestream
Forbes reports that actor Michael Rainey Jr. expressed shock after an incident of alleged groping during a livestream. The actor's public statement has ignited discussions about online harassment.
Donald Trump to Appear on Logan Paul's Impaulsive Podcast
WrestleZone reveals that former President Donald Trump is set to appear on Logan Paul's "Impaulsive" podcast. This unexpected pairing promises a lively and potentially controversial conversation.
Trad Wife TikToker Fired from Job
Yahoo News reports that a TikToker known for promoting traditional wife values was fired from her job. The firing has sparked debates about workplace ethics and social media influence.
Supreme Court Rules in Abortion Medication Case
Fox News covers the Supreme Court's ruling that a group lacked standing to challenge the FDA's approval of an abortion medication. This decision has significant implications for reproductive rights.
Supreme Court Sides with Starbucks in NLRB Case
The New York Times reports that the Supreme Court ruled in favor of Starbucks in a dispute with the National Labor Relations Board. The case focused on labor practices and unionization efforts.
Memes
This meme features a distorted and surreal version of SpongeBob SquarePants, often paired with unsettling or absurd text. The meme gained popularity for its bizarre and eerie alterations of the familiar cartoon character, creating a jarring and humorous effect.
This meme is a drawing challenge where artists recreate a scene or character from multiple angles to practice perspective and spatial awareness. This exercise, popularized on social media, helps artists enhance their ability to depict three-dimensional objects on a two-dimensional surface.
This viral meme features an image of an elongated arm, often paired with exaggerated text to emphasize its unusual length. The meme gained popularity for its humorous and absurd portrayal, leading to various edits and remixes in online communities.
Formats
The return of Lip Dubs
Match My Freak: Evolution
Users are using the same trending audio featuring Tinashe, but switching up their definition of “freak” to create a new take on the trend.
Sounds
This TikTok audio of Dakota Fanning is being used to help people fib about having a fully charged social battery.
"What was your main source of anxiety when you were 13?"
This TikTok audio of Ayo Edibiri is being used to help share the embarrassing/deep experiences of being a young teenager.
Now for a more granular look at moments across the web:
Pokémon x Le Creuset
GoNintendo announces a collaboration between Pokémon and Le Creuset, introducing a charming new kitchenware collection. Fans can now cook up a storm with their favorite Pokémon characters.
Raising Cane's x Chicago Sky
WAFB reports that Raising Cane's has signed on as the official sponsor of the WNBA's Chicago Sky. This partnership aims to boost support for women's basketball.
KFC Canada Re-airing Ads from 1990
AdAge reveals that KFC Canada is bringing back its classic 1990 ads to celebrate the last time the Oilers won the Stanley Cup. Nostalgia and fried chicken—a perfect combo!
The 1975 Frontman Matty Healy Engaged to Model Gabbriette Bechtel
People magazine reports that The 1975's Matty Healy is engaged to model Gabbriette Bechtel. Fans are buzzing with excitement over the couple's announcement.
Billy Ray Cyrus Files for Divorce from Firerose, Alleges Inappropriate Marital Conduct
People reports that Billy Ray Cyrus has filed for divorce from Firerose, citing inappropriate marital conduct. The country singer's personal life takes a dramatic turn.
Spotify's 2024 Songs of Summer Predictions
Spotify unveils its predictions for the 2024 songs of summer, promising a sizzling soundtrack for the season. Get ready to update your playlists with these hot hits!
RIP, Enchanting
Rolling Stone reports the tragic death of rapper Enchanting, who passed away unexpectedly. Fans and fellow artists mourn the loss of a rising star in the music industry.
Riot Fest Leaving Douglass Park for New Location
ABC7 Chicago announces that Riot Fest is relocating from Douglass Park to a new venue called Riot Land. The festival's move aims to enhance the attendee experience.
RIP, Johnny Canales
KRIS TV reports the passing of Tejano music icon Johnny Canales at the age of 77. Canales leaves behind a legacy of cultural influence and beloved music.
Is Beyoncé Announcing Her 'Cowboy Carter' Tour Soon?
Uproxx speculates about a potential new tour from Beyoncé, tentatively titled "Cowboy Carter." Fans eagerly await official confirmation from Bey.
Las Vegas Aces Lose Three in a Row for the First Time Since 2019
ESPN reports that the Las Vegas Aces have lost three consecutive games for the first time since 2019. The team faces challenges as they strive to regain their winning form.
Ryan Warsofsky Named San Jose Sharks Head Coach
Stingrays Hockey announces that former coach Ryan Warsofsky has been appointed as the new head coach of the San Jose Sharks. Warsofsky's leadership aims to steer the team to success.
LEGO Fortnite v30.10 Adds Cozy Mode and Expert Mode
Fortnite's latest update introduces Cozy Mode and Expert Mode, enhancing gameplay with new challenges and creative opportunities. LEGO enthusiasts and Fortnite players unite for this exciting addition.
Metallica Lights Up Fortnite with New Music Experience
Fortnite teams up with Metallica for an electrifying new music experience. Players can rock out to Metallica's hits while enjoying festival-themed events in-game.
Kingdom Hearts Spotted on Steam Deck
PCGamesN reports that Kingdom Hearts has been spotted running on the Steam Deck. Fans of the beloved franchise can now enjoy the game on Valve's portable console.
Balenciaga Spring 2025 Shanghai Runway Photos
W Magazine showcases Balenciaga's Spring 2025 collection, unveiled in a stunning runway show in Shanghai. The fashion house continues to push boundaries with its innovative designs.
Jake Paul Launching Men's Skin Care Line at Walmart
CNBC reports that Jake Paul is launching a men's skincare line, which will be available at Walmart. The line aims to offer affordable and effective skincare solutions for men.
Arby's Introduces Burger Golf Driver for Father's Day
Food & Wine reports that Arby's is celebrating Father's Day with a unique burger-shaped golf driver. This quirky gift is perfect for dads who love both golf and fast food.
RIP, Solomon Choi
Restaurant Business Online announces the sudden passing of Solomon Choi, founder of the popular frozen yogurt chain 16 Handles. Choi's entrepreneurial spirit and innovation left a lasting impact on the industry.
In-N-Out Raises California Prices in Response to Minimum Wage Hike
Fox Business reports that In-N-Out has increased its prices in California due to a recent minimum wage hike. The fast-food chain aims to balance costs while maintaining quality service.
Kelce Brothers Buy Into Garage Beer
Brewbound reveals that NFL stars Travis and Jason Kelce have invested in Garage Beer. The Kelce brothers are now part-owners of the Ohio-based brewery, adding a sports twist to the beer industry.
Netflix to Live-Stream Hot Dog Eating Competition
The Hollywood Reporter announces that Netflix will live-stream a hot dog eating competition featuring Joey Chestnut and Kobayashi. This event promises to be a feast for the eyes and stomach.
Costco Sells Rare and Expensive Bourbon at Bargain Price
Chowhound reveals that Costco is offering a rare and expensive bourbon at an unexpectedly low price. Bourbon enthusiasts are flocking to snag this exclusive deal.
MrBeast Plans to Launch Mobile Game and Beverage Brands
Business Insider reports that YouTube sensation MrBeast is planning to launch a mobile game and beverage brands by 2025. The multi-talented creator continues to expand his entrepreneurial ventures.
Chick-fil-A Launches Summer Camp for Kids
Today reports that Chick-fil-A is launching a summer camp program for kids, blending fun activities with the brand's signature hospitality. The camp aims to create memorable experiences for young participants while fostering community engagement.
George Lopez Walks Out on Fans, Leaves Central Valley Crowd Hanging
Bakersfield Now reports that comedian George Lopez abruptly walked out on a performance, leaving his fans in Central Valley disappointed. The reason for his sudden departure remains unclear.
RIP, Ben Potter
The Hollywood Reporter announces the death of Ben Potter, the creator behind the popular YouTube channel 'Comicstorian.' Fans mourn the loss of a beloved storyteller and content creator.
Trixie Mattel Talks New Projects in Exclusive Interview
Elle features an exclusive interview with Trixie Mattel, discussing her latest projects and career highlights. The drag superstar continues to captivate audiences with her unique charm and creativity.
Adventure Time Movie and Two Spinoff Series Announced
Variety reveals exciting news for fans of "Adventure Time" with the announcement of a new movie and two spinoff series. The beloved franchise is expanding with fresh adventures.
Practical Magic Sequel in the Works
USA Today reports that a sequel to the cult classic "Practical Magic" is in development. Fans can look forward to more magical adventures from the Owens sisters.
UFOs May Be Evidence of Cryptoterrestrials Secretly Living Among Us
IFL Science explores the intriguing theory that UFOs could be evidence of cryptoterrestrials secretly living among us. This speculative idea adds a new twist to the ongoing UFO mystery.
DC Comics Announces 'Plastic Man: No More #1'
AIPT Comics announces the upcoming release of "Plastic Man: No More #1" from DC Comics. The new series promises to take the stretchy hero on a thrilling new journey.
'The Boys' Teases Extremely X-Rated Scene in Season Four
UNILAD teases an extremely X-rated scene in the upcoming fourth season of "The Boys." Fans of the series can expect even more shocking and boundary-pushing content.
Disney's Catherine Lagaaia to Play Moana in Live-Action Adaptation
CNN reports that Disney has cast Catherine Lagaaia as Moana in the live-action adaptation of the beloved animated film. The casting has been met with excitement and anticipation.
Kai Cenat Breaks Twitch Viewership Record
Game Rant reports that streamer Kai Cenat has broken the Twitch viewership record with his latest livestream. The milestone underscores his growing popularity in the streaming community.
BeReal Sold to French Video Game Developer for $500M
Social Media Today reports that the social app BeReal has been sold to a French video game developer for $500 million. The acquisition aims to integrate social media and gaming experiences.
X Hides Likes
USA Today reveals that X has hidden user likes on tweets, a move aimed at reducing social pressure and enhancing user experience. The change comes after the platform clarified the allowance of pornographic content.
Pinterest Introduces New AI Tools for Creative and Performance
Pinterest announces the launch of new AI tools designed to boost creativity and performance for users. These tools aim to provide enhanced content creation and discovery on the platform.
Crabs can’t read … But you can!
Here are some good reads we picked from around the web:
Complex: From Fitted Hats to Sweatpants, Streetwear Is Obsessed With Rhinestones Right Now
HIGHSNOBIETY: THE FREEDOM TO DRESS STILL CANNOT BE OVERSTATED
Professor Einstein: Retailers want you to shop on your phone
Silence, Brand! is an internet culture and marketing newsletter compiled by unhinged brand marketing professionals.
Thank you to this week’s contributors:
🦀 Dayna Castillo, Jonathan Jacobs, and Ryan Benson 🦀