Silence, Brand! 01.29.25
🦀 FREE slurpee friday + Maca Roni CHEEZE + Gulf of America + HillmanTok + grwm to go to the White House + NEW IG insights + doomsday clock reset + AI Super Bowl commercials + Sims re-release LEAKED🦀
🦀🧧 HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 🧧🦀
hope you get rich!
today may have kicked off the year of the snake
but every day around here
the crab reigns supreme
somewhere between your last doomscroll
and that third cup of coffee,
the world went absolutely feral (again).
maps are changing,
clocks are ticking,
and influencers are…at the White House???
it’s messy,
it’s chaotic—and honestly?…
that’s the way we like it!
🦀here’s what today’s high tide dragged in:
fresh catch:
Google Maps will now call it the Gulf of America–umm how ‘bout no???
The White House is letting podcasters and influencers into the briefing room?!
Why is everyone enrolling into Hillman University on TikTok?
MAC made our favorite celebs send nudes 👀
trends:
The “Miss, you forgot something” trend shows off personal style in a creative way.
The Hyperpigmentation meme gets a remix on TikTok
new brainrot just dropped inspired by America’s favorite side dish.
and don’t even get us started on…
Meta pays Trump $25M for suspending his accounts during Jan. 6 – broligarchy perks
DeepSeek might be spying on your keystrokes (cute! 😍)
Microsoft bringing your iPhone to the Windows 11 Start menu (finally!)
we’d say “stay safe out there”
but just embrace the chaos.
crabs don’t fear the tide—they surf it. 🌊
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Google Maps will change the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America (CNN)
Google is updating its maps to reflect President Trump's executive action renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, citing a practice of following official government sources for name changes. The company will also change the name of Mount McKinley back to Denali, in compliance with the same executive action.
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