Silence, Brand! 02.05.25
🦀 Met Gala dress code REVEALED + Conservative girl makeup + Target DEI lawsuit + nachos currency + USPS halts China packages + Trump vs TikTok + Proud Boys lose trademark + Rihanna in her blue era 🦀
friends, fiends, and fellow crustaceans in crisis!
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow,
which means six more weeks of everyone
pretending to care about a groundhog's opinion.
it’s wednesday, my dudes
🦀 shell we begin?
fresh catch:
the Met Gala dress code that’s just for you
USPS halting packages from China has consumers yelling “my shayla!” about their recent Shein and Temu orders
Why everyone’s talking about how Lady Gaga “reheated her own nachos” with her new single
trends:
Lil Wayne’s “She Will” has everyone showing their best moves…on the wall???
The “lick the sucker, smell the soap” trend–it’s not what you think it is!
The “dropping things on your feet” trend is giving upstairs neighbor activities
and don’t even get us started on…
Trump’s messy TikTok deal—China might just let it die
the Jonas Brothers ambushing a Camp Rock trivia night like it’s 2008
influencers dropping $140K to become Androids
grab a snack,
maybe reheat some nachos,
and let’s go…
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The 2025 Met Gala Has a Dress Code—and It’s Personal (Vogue)
The 2025 Met Gala's dress code, "Tailored for You," invites creative interpretations and nods to the focus of the exhibition, "Superfine: Tailoring Black Style," which explores the role of menswear in forming Black identities. Attendees can expect a diverse range of inspired suiting and menswear staples, drawing inspiration from figures like Colman Domingo, Lewis Hamilton, A$AP Rocky, Pharrell Williams, and LeBron James.
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