Silence, Brand! 12.16.24
🦀 Pretty Patties + Bloxburg News + the Sophia Richie dance? + tiny dog trickshots + Chalantma + YesMadam + toxic grandmas + Vacuum ASMR + MOAR LUIGI + Snoop's dream blunt rotation + new Aphex Twin 🦀
🦀 welcome back, crustacean nation 🦀
this week’s edition is more packed than a santa con subway car (read: absolute mayhem) — and starting TODAY, we're going partially paywalled 🫣
what’s poppin in the deep, deep internet?
🦀 pretty patties exist now
glittery rainbow burgers inspired by spongebob.
beautiful to look at, not to eat.
(seriously, stop eating glitter)
📻 bloxburg news anchor supremacy
he mumbles absolute nonsense, and yet, it feels life-changing.
news we can trust.
🎤 fake DJs, real energy
people pretending to be boiler room DJs using stuff in their rooms.
obv we support the arts :)
🐶 tiny dog trickshots
lil chihuahuas spinning like beyblades to trickshot audios
(they're fine, we promise)
✨ chalantma, tell us how you did it
the opposite of nonchalant, it’s “chalant” and it’s giving main character energy for every overreaction you’ve ever had.\
🛑 tiktok’s fate is in SCOTUS’s hands
sell or ban?
congress says “we’ll see.”
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
🎄 bah humbug dance circles
y’all are dancing to the waitresses xmas classic like your life depends on it
and about that paywall 👀...
🦀 Big crab energy incoming: starting Monday, (that’s today) Silence, Brand! goes paid — but don’t freak out.
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what does it mean for you?
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🦀 paid subs = access to the abyss
secret posts, full archives, crab gossip, and insight from real internet gremlins (aka us)
🦀 you support THE cause
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TLDR: we’re getting more unhinged. get in or miss out. 🦀
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