Silence, Brand! 12.18.24

🦀 uwu Godzilla + Snoopy filters + Nick Jonas :( + bat poop (guano) + soup + caves + lots of Fortnite news + Cortisa Star + pineapple on pizza + a Bluey movie + Billie AND Finneas 🦀

🦀 SCUTTLE UP BOIS!!!

we're only a week out from _checks notes_ CHRISTMAS?????
weren't we just talking about the Roman Empire?
weird.

Time?
Fake.

Reality?
Bending.

🦀 some highlights for your consideration:

• billie eilish has entered her oversharing era but this time it’s joyful
  her 8th time capsule vid? full of "good sex" confessions and oscar-winner glow

• baby girl godzilla fan edits are here
  he’s blushing, he’s uwu, he’s crushing tokyo with his cuteness

• florida vs. pornhub
  starting jan 1, floridians will need a gov-issued ID to access adult sites
  if that’s not dystopian, we don’t know what is

• small wins szn on tiktok
  finishing a lip gloss, eating a record number of soups, remembering all your passwords

• snoopy filter takeover
  see yourself as a peanuts character
  it’s wholesome, it’s cute, it’s a personal attack on those of us who have "squiggle energy"

• nick jonas x elon musk collab no one asked for
  nick, babe, you’re better than this :(

• the weeknd announces new album, new tour, new movie
  he’s doing side quests while we struggle with main missions

• mariah carey fortnite skin is real
  she’s festive
  she’s iconic
  she’s about to be your squad leader in battle royale

🦀 and because we wouldn't be here without brands making bold (and weird) moves:

• sandisk dropped a hypebeast logo: because even SD cards want clout

• flipboard launched "surf" aka an rss feed but make it ✨aesthetic✨

• spotify testing audiobook videos because apparently “just listening” is too 2023

• billionaire founder of mango clothing brand fell into a cave in barcelona (not a metaphor)

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(Alright, let's waltz this out, kids)
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Reactions To Nick Jonas Tweet At Elon Musk (Buzzfeed)
Nick Jonas quote-tweeted Elon Musk with a "Year 3000" reference, and the internet collectively said, "Delete this." Fans roasted him for "stanning" Elon, with reactions ranging from confusion to full-blown disappointment memes.

@samtastique7Not surprised about the support, just him being public about it 🥴 #fyp #fypシ #foryoupage #nickjonas #joejonas #kevinjonas #elonmusk #jonasbrothers #news #twitter

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