Silence, Brand! 03.26.25

🦀 sneakerinas + Alix Earle vs Gymshark + yarn makeup + Luigi updates + Dodgers @ the WH + the Goonmobile + Obama partnership + tarnished Van Cleef + blue foods + WTHelly + flashing bride 🦀

🦀 this week has been LOADED so far!!!
from leaked war plans from the WH
to Saratoga seeing a +1,000% increase in Google searches…

then a little seagull told us that Doechii is filming
a flash mob for the Anxiety song in LA this weekend 👀

we can’t think of any other way to end March
let’s see what other madness washed up on our fyp…

fresh catch:

• There’s a new social app for fighting rage-bait

• Pinterest invites Coachella fans to remix their style with top festival trends

• Charli XCX gets a tv cameo, but she’s not performing ‘Boom Clap’

trends:

• the ‘Yarn Makeup’ trend feels like a crafty cousin of Maison Margiela’s glass skin moment

• suddenly we’re craving a Pizza Rolls Caesar Salad

• the ‘My name is Charles Leclerc’ trend is showing us who’s a bad driver

and don’t even get us started on…

• Steph Curry and Michelle Obama are coming out with a sports drink?!?

• The Atlantic drops the receipts on Trump’s advisers’ texts 🧾 👀

• Hawk Tuah Girl is getting a docu tell-all

don’t act like you don’t know what’s next
keep scrolling for the good stuff
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Silence, Brand! contributor,

Dejaih Smith

, was on Hip Replacement (s/o to

Kyle Raymond Fitzpatrick

) talking about the evolving landscape of media, cinema, and social media, particularly focusing on the perspectives of younger generations.

Check it out on Spotify or YouTube 🦀

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Influencer Alix Earle hit Gymshark with $1m lawsuit after ‘firing over Israel posts’ (The Independent)
In a legal battle that's making waves, influencer Alix Earle has filed a $1 million lawsuit against Gymshark, alleging the company terminated their partnership over her public support for Israel. The lawsuit, settled out of court in 2024, revolves around a claimed sponsorship deal and social media posts, adding a twist to the world of influencer collaborations and brand partnerships.

@iamblakeleyAlix Earle settled case with Gymshark. How come you guys didn’t warn me about this woman??? #boycott #influencer #alixearle #greenscreen

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