Silence, Brand! 06.04.25

🦀 Popeyes vs McDonald's + Brittany x Balenciaga + Subway x Happy Gilmore 2 + The Weeknd x Nespresso + All-American Rejects OnlyFans + Twitch vertical stream + nice fairy princess costume 🦀

did you miss our surprise appearance on live??? 👀

hit rewind now on Substack or LinkedIn
it was unhinged in the best way,
and yes, we already can’t wait to do another!!!
(take this as a warning not to miss the next one 🦀🔪)

and somehow, in between debating the LV chocolate purse rage bait
and the influence of the dairy industry following the Kerrygold brand trip,
we still made time to track down
what’s happened on the internet
that people can’t shut up about.

let’s take a look at what’s been floating down our TL 🦀🌊

fresh catch:

• the girls are fightinggg!!! Popeyes and McDonald’s will have some hot competition this summer with their battle of the chicken wraps

• Brittany Spears is dropping a playlist and merch with Balenciaga

• Hermès just dropped $15K headphones–in this economy?!

trends:

• the “nice fairy princess costume…” is too cute with a funny, confessional twist

• the ‘Sinners vampires that would get me…’ trend is showing TikToker’s weaknesses

• the “last 10 seconds on a cooking show be like…” has us laughing and stressed at the same time

and don’t even get us started on…

• All-American Rejects frontman, Tyson Ritter, going full frontal on OnlyFans

• did anyone hear about The Weeknd x Nespresso collab??? this campaign actually makes more sense than you think!!!

• Kai Cenat confirms 'Total Drama Island'- his version

still more treasure below deck
keep crab-walking 🦀💎
TO THE LINKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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@imaniqureshiThe sun hasn’t even risen yet and he’s on YouTube shorts. #ipadkid #youtubeshorts #relateble #fyp #fypシ゚ #viralvideo

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Fire waists: Ladies go wild as Ugandan singer, father show synchronised moves (Tuko)
Ugandan musician Dexter Rapper and his father are gaining a huge following on social media with their unique performances, including a viral TikTok video with 4.2 million views. The duo from Kasese District has been captivating audiences with their rhythmic dance performances, often performing together at events like weddings. Even companies are reaching out for them to come dance at their storefronts.

@ugmagicDexter Rapper And Dad #UgMagic

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